enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"

(via meetinginmontauk)

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

(via asian)

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

(via noicelydone)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via noicelydone)

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via noicelydone)