my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

(via noicelydone)